You don’t go for up to 8 weeks and NEVER wash your hair. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to CARRY you back and forth, kicking and screaming to the sink. Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean your rear end and give you a sanitary trim! Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears Your hairdresser doesn’t have to remove the boogies from your eyes! You sit still; you don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser. Your hair cut doesn’t include a manicure and a pedicure. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head! You don’t decide to do an operatic solo at the top of your lungs while having you hair washed and dried. The likelihood of you peeing and pooping while your hair is being cut is slim!